محمد البارودى في الخميس ٠٥ - نوفمبر - ٢٠٠٩ ١٢:٠٠ صباحاً
has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a
good woman is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.
Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your
hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just
like a man!"
My mother raised me to not say anything if youcan't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a
coincidence
that mybrother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and
your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and feltthat we could work it
out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I
quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. I
hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
your
letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Tony
Improving Local Governance in Latin America
Dear Husband - interesting!!
Why can’t Muslim women also lead the whole community
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